I'm in IIT madras....here I'm known as Essless (i know what your thinking....long story)...i'm doing electrical engineering.... sounded hi-fi till i joined.....i'm male btw... but i didn't need to tell you that...i'm in IIT for crying out loud... I figured blogging is an awesome way to spend my time...and reading all the crap that happens to me is an awesome way for you to spend yours...(or i'd like to think so)...anyways....by now you would've noticed continuous dots in the place of fullstops and commas...pardon me...i'm just used to it...you would have also noticed my sarcasm ....lol..get used to it...what you will come across from here on is my pathetic usage of vocabulary....hehe..best of luck with that....and finally i can assure you...this is nothing close to completely condescending....i just thought it sounded nice....

Sunday, January 10, 2010

The three idiots

Nope this isn't the review...Enough and more losers are working on that..But i did see the movie and i loved it..This is much more hilarious...you see...getting drunk is one thing..getting drunk-making out with some random guy-waking up in a parking lot in your underwear- not even remembering what happened to you- now that's how you do it....By the way,nor is this a trailer for hangover-2..Its based on real life stupidity...Now i need to name my character's so i'll randomly call them Talvar,Smilie and Staple.It was new year's eve and "understandably" these three wanted to get drunk...so they pay around 3 grand to get into this party...where they find nothing but drinks...and being money minded IITians they drank their weight in booze ( Smilie would've drank twice his weight)...with that ceases all rational thinking...all three got kicked out by two...along with other like-minded individuals...the cops arrived with sticks and its all a blur...THE NEXT MORNING:
STAPLE:
One of our three young heroes gets up in a parking lot.He instinctively looks at his watch to see the time.Its missing!!All of a sudden he feels very airy....
TALVAR:
The other one gets up safe and sound in his room,right on his bed as usual...turns to his side...his eyes widen..he raises his eyebrow..there's a knocking on the door...
SMILIE:
No one really knows what happened to the third fellow..I wouldn't be to surprised if he made out with a bunch of baboons .Surprisingly he is in his room in the morning...hale and hearty.....He did vomit thrice that day...but all is well....
STAPLE:
He looks down...and he saw more than what he wanted to....he was standing in his underwear in the middle of a parking lot...His clothes were wet and they were lying next to him..so he decided against wearing them(the perfectly natural thing to do)...his wallet was missing,and with that all his cash,his ID,i dont think he had anything else on him....he parades down the road stark naked..gets an auto goes back to the hotel...goes back 2 his room..just to find talvar in bed with some other guy...
And thats how the story ends...well atleast that's all they were willing to disclose...

The naked guy....
The gay(happy) one...


the one who just cant remember..:P



DISCLAIMER: All the charecters in this blog are purely imaginary and fictious and any resemblance of any person dead or alive with any of the people/animals in this blog is purely coincidential and unintentional...;)

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