what SBOA couldnt do...:P

"Today was super cool like any other day...as usual we all went to p&t quarters 2 play football...when we go there this group of college kids are playing football..eventually they stop playing and they challenge us 2 a game...there were only six of us so 2 of them had 2 sit out..and we began playing...boy did we whoop their assess..eventually a few more of us turned up and we played against their full strength..they had the most pathetic defence and there forwards...oh hold on!!..did they have forwards??..there was this big guy wearin a pink shirt(think hes gay)..they kept on callin him their greek god of football or sumthin..beats me ...guess they're all gay..my grandma could play better than him...lol....and just when we had settled down and were playin our natural game this huge dumass defendor goes and rams into our forward...poor guy...we had 2 admit him in a hospital..i dont think he'll ever run again....and then eventually one guy broke his leg and they all ran away"...and that is what those ninth graders we played against today will be telling there friends..
incidently the first huge guy in da pink shirt was adarsh...and da murderer was me...
:( and our feeble retreat:

high school never ends (my favorite five)

• MOMENT-5
  

Half way through eleventh was when this happened.We had our phase test three(in fiitjee exams are called phase tests).We had few of the most troublesome topics imaginable....from ionic equilibrium to co-ordinate geometry(and you've no clue how relieved i am 2 pass that part in my life).As i was saying,we had it in the morning and the only person who didn't turn up was our invigilator ..so you cant really blame us...we were tempted by cruel faith against our will(its pathetic how sarcasm sounds when its written down)..anyways all 35 of us didn't know anything...but you know how the saying goes... "Alone we're shattered.Together we stand" .And that's exactly what we did...people ended up shouting and dictating answers out....(But i have to admit, we were very systematic,we made sure everyone scored a 200 atleast ) and the band width of the marks was less than 40..how cool was that...and true we were laughing then...but it didn't take long for the teachers to find out....and that lead to...

• MOMENT -4
  

Understandably, we had managed to piss our teachers of with that feat.Boy, were they mad.We had to face a huge lecture.A few of us were singled out(had to be me..).i remember my sir asking me "Should a person be punished for doing something wrong?".i replied"Well that depends on whether that person is me or not"(definatly one of the most dumbest things I've said to anyone.).And trust me when i say that was just the tip of the ice berg.In the sense, we bought our vice-principal down to threatening that she'd take us to court(what could she have done anyways......"Your honor,this boy spoke in my class" ) .Apart from plans of filing a lawsuit we were also boycotted for a while.None of the teachers took class(yup...that was there idea of punishment).To top it all of some of us had to submit a letter stating that if we put a foot out of line they could expel us.....this fiasco is something people will remember for a loooong time to come..

• MOMENT - 3
  

This one undisputedly belongs to Varshan and Danessa . Danessa having conducted one of the most hilarious feats in the history of hilarious feats.Vanessa had a dare to ask Darshan out and she picked one awesome lunch period to do it. she goes up to him and she's like "hey..".By that time darshan conveniently pinned himself to the wall.He began hyper ventilating .He went into statue mode.His eyes widened.I figured he was going to have a stroke. Hes still alive though.I'm not sure whether he heard what she said.i didn't.i was floored looking at darshan expression. Infinite bliss,confusion,panick,paralysis,love,infactuation all wrapped into one.And after those amazing five minutes which lasted an eternity by itself maths class begins. If you think that was funny you should've seen him in the class.All he could do was smile at the wall,the duster and the board...of course we took his life out with that incident for weeks together....im sure he will be thrilled to read this..

• MOMENT - 2

This moment belongs to teacher's day.All of us had awesome fun on that day.We made arrangements about a week ago . We bought a huge cake.Liters of drink. Made merry all day.All our teachers ended up dancing and singing.One of the coolest days of eleventh.







Oh ya and how could i forget.."NTG on a roll"

• MOMENT - 1

I'll remember this day for eternity and beyond.And even if i forget all i need to do is open my eyes to remember.It happened on the way back from school on the bus.There wasn't any place to sit so me and the culprit were standing.How would i have guessed buying coffee after a hard days work could cost you so dearly?.That fine day a hag, who had a weird nose(one nostril bigger than the other),who had twelve fingers , colored hair and no brains at all comes up to me and pours hot boiling coffee in my left eye.Bitch.Hope your reading this. The heat i had an eruption in my cornea and it tore(btw this isn't a paragraph from a short movie or anything.It really happened)
Pathetic isn't it. sob sob..:(...:P







lollollol!!!

the day we'll never forget!

28 july 2009........

What seemed like a good ol' farewell meeting with friends turned out VERY different......
It started quietly, at the blue star bus stop, where three of us from anna nagar boarded the bus....the trip there was quite uneventful.....
The three of us (me, NK and maheshwari) got down near Spencer's and walked it up to down under......we'd set out at 1:30 and reached by 2:10....
Turned out we were a bit early, or rather, the others were a bit late.......
We started with a round of bowling, and it was DISASTROUS.... i bowled 7 straight gutterballs on that slippery alley :D.....the 8th shot also went into the gutter but miraculously bounced back and hit the last pin... off the mark at last.....and that was a good omen......that was followed by a strike...then another one (i dunno where that came from!!!!) and then a spare!!!!! woooohooo!!! i finally ended with 102 or 106 or sumthin, all in 5 chances...

we then played pool while sipping some crappy frozen pepsi (yuck)......and by that time every1 turned up...
the second game was a bit less eventful.....i got a 97 so did shouri ,gunaa 102 maheshwari 100 i guess......
Then we went to sathyam to watch nite at the museum 2....it started off a bit slow, but the ending was HILARIOUS!!! And the epilogue, showing Joey Motorola, well that was worth the wait!!!! the movie ended at around 6:30.

But it was when we left the cinema that the fun really started....it was raining cats and dogs....and the 6 of us got drenched trying to get to the main road to get an auto......a bit of rain running later we found ourselves at yuri's........after a bit of cs, we all said our goodbyes.....me NK and maheshwari left together....after 10 minutes of fruitless waiting for a bus, the three of us decided to walk ahead and see whether there was any 24A bus anywhere in sight...we reasoned that in the heavy traffic, the previous bus wouldn't have got far......and we were right....
Up ahead in the distance, we saw a shimmering light (sorry eagles...) yes, a 24A bus.......
It was far ahead, but we decided to run for it......Fortunately, the traffic was heavy......Unfortunately, the rain was heavier!!!!!
At precisely this moment, my mom called, saying that i could come however i pleased, as long as i didn't get wet in the rain!!!.....man, what timing!!!
In a while, we found ourselves running in the middle of the road in literally ankle deep water, cars and bikes around us furiously honking......we dodged to the left, we dodged to the right........what's more, wethought we saw pranit in one of the buses and we ran like crazy chickens yelling, 'pranith, we see you.....' we later found out that pranith had gone home by auto...... people around us would have had a blast, seeing three crazy punks on the road....
But all this while, we drew ever closer to the bus....... we finally caught up with the bus and pounded (rather pulverised) the door asking the driver to open it......but the driver turned out to be an absolute ASSHOLE........the pitiless SOB that he was, he refused to open the door,saying that he could only open it at a bus stop.....well, we thought, how far can he next bus stop be? 100 metres ahead?
so we decided to give chase....turned out that the deluxe bus didnt stop everywhere.....the next stop turned out to be more than a kilometre away!!!!! And on that stretch of road, the trafic was a bit light,so the bus was far ahead of us......By this time we found ourselves somewhere near Shopper's stop......

we went into the Creamy Inn nearby, but came out almost immediately....seemed no one had enough cash on him!!!
We then decided to take an auto home, as by this time we were drenched....we found one soon enough....Home sweet home,huh?????


Think again.................

barely 100 metres from where we started, the auto broke down!!!!!!

we were on some bridge over some stinky thingy they call the cooum river.......

Then NK got a brain wave....he thought he knew a shorcut to taylors road....and the way he sounded.....well, we just fell for it........we entered something like a shithole and our soles felt slimy....but no one had the guts to look down.....:P as we walked, it seemed increasingly clear that we were heading nowhere....maheshwari spotted a gate ahead and said that we were entering a colony....NK was like, u dickhead, we are in a colony and we are entering the main road.....needless to say, NK was wrong and maheshwari was right!!!!!

so we turned and walked back the entire half kilometre to the bridge, climbed up the stairs and then finally took the right flight of steps down.......
a bit more of walking, and we found ourselves somewhere near our beloved Alma Mater.....by this time, we were thirsty, and we decided to drop in at pranith's place which was close by (yeah by this time, we knew where we were...)
MAN, you should have seen the look on pranith's face when we popped up on his doorstep!!!!! he had reached ages ago, and his eyes totally popped out of their sockets.......finally, after a drink, we entered the main road....by this time we would have run at least 5 or 6 kilometres, if u include the losing our way part.........and the way the roads were clogged with traffic, we would have reached faster than if we had taken an auto.......

finally, we entered an auto on poonamallee high road at the bus stop where we used while returning from school.....somehow, it all came back to this.......we even considered going to school, but decided that the security guard would have had a heart attack....u see, he dreaded the sight of NK and me even in broad daylight and in clean clothes or even MVM uniforms.....

The auto trip was ok, we just waded in knee deep water at some places.........me and maheshwari got down at blue star, while NK carried on......


well, the three of us returned home to absolutely WILD parents, but it was worth it.....man, what fun we had!!!!!

-as told by AHK

its been a while since all of this happened....but boy o boy.....was it super duper fun!!!!!!!!!!

The day i got pissed off....i mean on...

As metaphorical as the heading may sound.It's unfortunately true.We had this super cool treasure hunt thingy goin on...a.k.a queen of sheba ..and we were part of it ....Oh! Before i get to the details let me tell you a bit about the rules...in IIT , hostel loyalties overrule all other commitments...and the seniors make that clear when you join.. so anyways...on that day it was each and every hostel for itself...and the list contained everything from a fung shui dragon to an unused saarang ticket from last year.... anyways..so i,along with my friends were cycling back from odesey with some stuff...(and i've omitted out some intense comic book juggling on one of the busiest roads in the heart of chennai...or of us cycling like madmen)..but anyways ..we were cycling back to godav hostel where the final evaluation of all the items were to be held...and there things got kinda intense...we(my friend paki and i) just went to check it out and when we were right outside the hostel, the people in there threw water on us...well atleast thats what we thought... we felt all satisfied and nice....because we were hot and sweaty...understandably ....later on a this guy tells us that they opened the gray water tanks on us....oh boy...that didn't go down well...and im not gonna explain the gray water part in detail...i mean who would even like 2 know......