I'm in IIT madras....here I'm known as Essless (i know what your thinking....long story)...i'm doing electrical engineering.... sounded hi-fi till i joined.....i'm male btw... but i didn't need to tell you that...i'm in IIT for crying out loud... I figured blogging is an awesome way to spend my time...and reading all the crap that happens to me is an awesome way for you to spend yours...(or i'd like to think so)...anyways....by now you would've noticed continuous dots in the place of fullstops and commas...pardon me...i'm just used to it...you would have also noticed my sarcasm ....lol..get used to it...what you will come across from here on is my pathetic usage of vocabulary....hehe..best of luck with that....and finally i can assure you...this is nothing close to completely condescending....i just thought it sounded nice....

Sunday, September 11, 2011


Top 10 Rule-Breaking Projects, Upgrades, and Solutions That Are Better Than Off-the-Shelf Products

While there are plenty of great products on the market, buying what's available to you means playing by the rules of the manufacturers. Sometimes the only way to get the product or service you're after is to create it yourself. If you're willing to bend or break the rules a little bit, here are our top 10 solutions to creating amazing things that can only exist by your own hand.
Note: These solutions don't mean you won't have to purchase anything at all. In some cases you won't as you'll have what you need around the house, but these projects aren't free—just better than what you can currently buy in a store.

10. Make Better Board Games with the Board Game Remix Kit

Top 10 Rule-Breaking Projects, Upgrades, and Solutions That Are Better Than Off-the-Shelf Products You probably have a few board games lying around that were fun once but have gotten a little dull after playing them again and again. So what can you do? Remix them with the board game remix kit. It'll cost you a few bucks, but it'll give you a ton of ways to take your existing board games and turn them into better ones like Zombie Mansion, Them's Fightin' Words, and more.

9. Supercharge Your Canon Point-and-Shoot or DSLR

The cameras you buy in stores get the job done, but if you've got a Canon you don't have to settle for the status quo. CHDK is custom firmware that can supercharge your point-and-shoot and Magic Lantern will do the same for your Canon DSLR (and a few Panasonic models, too). We're not sure why there's still no love for Nikon, but if you've got a Canon there's a lot more you can be doing with it by breaking the rules and using some third-party firmware.

8. Make a Fully-Functional Linux Web Server for $50

If you want to run a web site out of your home or just have a handy local testing server, you can buy a Pogoplug and turn it into a fully-functional Linux web server pretty easily. If you've just learned to code and are starting your first project, your own mini web server can make for a great companion.

7. Silence the Annoyances on Television

Whether you're watching traditional or online television, you're bound to encounter something annoying. Fortunately, there are a couple of interesting DIY solutions that might solve your problems. For the regular boob tube, a neat DIY device called the Enough Already mutes your television when it hears certain names and keywords. For example, if you're listening to a broadcast and "Charlie Sheen" enters the conversation, the Enough Already will engage the mute function for 30 seconds. Alternatively, if you love Hulu but hate watching the exact same commercial with every video, Hush will silence them automatically. The commercials will still play, but at least you won't have to listen to them each time.

6. Turn Your Computer Into a Retro Arcade

There are plenty of devices you can use for the purpose of retro gaming. You can hack your Wii, Nintendo DS, iPad, and more. That said, you may not have one or any of these devices, but chances are you have a computer if you're reading this post. If that's the case, you have tons of options. Just check out our guiding on turning your computer into a retro arcade and you'll be playing all your favorite console games of the past in no time.

5. Customize Your Favorite Web Sites to Your Exact Preferences

Web sites are designed for many visitors with different needs and preferences, so nothing is every going to be perfect for you. Fortunately, your browser (whether it's through a plug-in or a built-in functionality) can support user scripts and styles, letting you customize any site to your liking. Many options already exist so you don't have to do much other than download and install them, but since they're basically JavaScript and CSS you can do just about anything you want if you have the proper know-how.

4. Create a Super Router

The router you've got probably does its job, but with DD-WRT it can become .something far more incredible. In fact, we've put together a set of lessons on all the amazing things you can do with your router. The problem is, not all routers support every little feature you could possibly want. Installing DD-WRT fixes that so you have all the features you need at your fingertips. Sure, it could void your warranty but that's part of the fun.

3. Build an Awesome XBMC-Based Media Center on the Cheap

XBMC (Xbox Media Center) is a cross-platform media center application that runs on anything from Xboxes to desktop computers to (jailbroken) iPhones, iPads, and AppleTVs. It's really fantastic, free, and better than pretty much every other box on the market. If you've already got a computer to run it on, you're all set, but we highly recommend running XBMC Live on a Nettop. Alternatively, the 2nd generation AppleTV makes an even cheaper, Wi-Fi-enabled XBMC box as well. Either way, it's pretty much the best media center solution out there and it's all yours for the price of $0 and a bit of your time.

2. Make a Hackintosh

Top 10 Rule-Breaking Projects, Upgrades, and Solutions That Are Better Than Off-the-Shelf Products While Apple makes some great computers, you can make your own for far less money. In many cases, it'll even be faster than what you can buy. We've already shown you how to build an exceptionally fast Hackintosh on the cheap, and well as an even cheaper Hack Mini. If you want to go custom and figure out your own build, we have a guide to help you do that as well. Lastly, while we're not big fans of Apple's latest operating system, should you want to upgrade you Hackintosh to Lion we can show you how to do that, too. While a Hackintosh might require a bit more work and turn you into your own tech support, if you enjoy building computers and having complete control over your hardware, this is the way to go.

1. Create an Internet "PVR" with Usenet, sabNZBD+, and Sickbeard

Television can be great, but the current distribution methods are crippled. If you want to watch a show when it's on, you have to tune it at a specific time, hope your DVD records it properly, buy it online whenever the studio feels like providing it, or wait for the DVD release. If any of these methods work for you that's great, but the ideal solution would involve a subscription method in which you pick the shows you want and they're automatically available to you when they air—commercial free. This is something you can put together yourself and it's pretty amazing. By getting started with Usenet (the service that dare not speak its name) access, you open up yourself to a world of available content. From there, using free softwares sabNZBD+ and Sickbeard, you can turn your computer into an internet PVR so it will acquire any shows you want automatically. If you'd prefer not to use your regular desktop machine, turn an old machine into a NAS (network-attached storage device) and sanNZBD+ and sickbeard on FreeNAS. However you go about it is fine. In the end you'll have your entertainment ready to watch with no hassle—an option far better than anything you can currently buy.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Break a leg



Life has gotten boring..:(..oh so boring..my toenails are growing at a faster pace.Hence i start blogging again. And im guessing your equally bored...i mean... you're actually reading this . Anyways you've already proved a point..so don't stop reading now.The cause of this boredom dates way way back to about ,roughly three days.If you read the last post you'd know i got whacked by my 'friends' under the pretext of my birthday.And iv'e been out to kick ever since.But sadly , in this story prey became predator and predator became bed-ridden . This guy called grammar wakes me up at twelve and calls me to kick bazooka(excuse the names,but they aren't my idea) .In my defense i was half asleep, blood-thirsty and disoriented , so you can't really blame me. I ran, i whacked, i fell.I got his back bone instead of his bum.Next thing i knew i was playing hopscotch till the hospital.And all he had to do was rub ointment...On the bright side i got a week's holiday , which looked awesome when i got it , but now...(read the first line) I missed my CY1020 mid-semester (i can't even express me regret...so im not going to.:P).I also missed one kick ass holi party... at least thats what i thought till i saw the rad pics .
A group of half-naked guys rolling in the mud together rubbing powder on each other running around in a forest\m/.... Oh ya.. livin the dream.. :P

Friday, February 5, 2010

the day numbered 6575...



My mom always told me ....."the path from childhood to manhood is often a treacherous one".... and full credit goes to iit for showing me that ....the hard way....on the auspiscious occasion of my eighteenth birthday my friends decided to highlight my passage into manhood with a friendly peaceful get-together......and pats on the back eventually lead to kicks on the ass...thats when that fine line differentiating castration and birthday bumps gets highlighted ....on a more serious note...when someone walks in with a hockey stick siging happy b'day to you.... RUN....coming back to the original story...so what started at a small circle of twelve odd people evolved to a mad mob of fifty..i personally have no clue from where everyone turned up.....its amazing how many people you can find roaming about joblesly at twelve midnight..in the sense..you dont find such attendance even for role calls...people started pulling my pants of .....and the next thing i knew i was airborne and getting the crap whacked out of me...thank god im big... if i was any smaller im pretty sure my bum would be concave by now...or convex...ummm...whichever way it shouldnt be...three rounds of but whacking fun...once everyone was sure they had their shoe size imprinted on my ass they let me go....and then began...sleeping on my stomach...sitting on my thighs standing and riding my cycle...and dont even get me started on indian style toilets....oh well the silver lining ...round 2 is 365 days away...and thankyou everyone...for making it a very....memorable birthday..:P

Sunday, January 10, 2010

The three idiots

Nope this isn't the review...Enough and more losers are working on that..But i did see the movie and i loved it..This is much more hilarious...you see...getting drunk is one thing..getting drunk-making out with some random guy-waking up in a parking lot in your underwear- not even remembering what happened to you- now that's how you do it....By the way,nor is this a trailer for hangover-2..Its based on real life stupidity...Now i need to name my character's so i'll randomly call them Talvar,Smilie and Staple.It was new year's eve and "understandably" these three wanted to get drunk...so they pay around 3 grand to get into this party...where they find nothing but drinks...and being money minded IITians they drank their weight in booze ( Smilie would've drank twice his weight)...with that ceases all rational thinking...all three got kicked out by two...along with other like-minded individuals...the cops arrived with sticks and its all a blur...THE NEXT MORNING:
STAPLE:
One of our three young heroes gets up in a parking lot.He instinctively looks at his watch to see the time.Its missing!!All of a sudden he feels very airy....
TALVAR:
The other one gets up safe and sound in his room,right on his bed as usual...turns to his side...his eyes widen..he raises his eyebrow..there's a knocking on the door...
SMILIE:
No one really knows what happened to the third fellow..I wouldn't be to surprised if he made out with a bunch of baboons .Surprisingly he is in his room in the morning...hale and hearty.....He did vomit thrice that day...but all is well....
STAPLE:
He looks down...and he saw more than what he wanted to....he was standing in his underwear in the middle of a parking lot...His clothes were wet and they were lying next to him..so he decided against wearing them(the perfectly natural thing to do)...his wallet was missing,and with that all his cash,his ID,i dont think he had anything else on him....he parades down the road stark naked..gets an auto goes back to the hotel...goes back 2 his room..just to find talvar in bed with some other guy...
And thats how the story ends...well atleast that's all they were willing to disclose...

The naked guy....
The gay(happy) one...


the one who just cant remember..:P



DISCLAIMER: All the charecters in this blog are purely imaginary and fictious and any resemblance of any person dead or alive with any of the people/animals in this blog is purely coincidential and unintentional...;)

Monday, December 28, 2009

what SBOA couldnt do...:P

"Today was super cool like any other day...as usual we all went to p&t quarters 2 play football...when we go there this group of college kids are playing football..eventually they stop playing and they challenge us 2 a game...there were only six of us so 2 of them had 2 sit out..and we began playing...boy did we whoop their assess..eventually a few more of us turned up and we played against their full strength..they had the most pathetic defence and there forwards...oh hold on!!..did they have forwards??..there was this big guy wearin a pink shirt(think hes gay)..they kept on callin him their greek god of football or sumthin..beats me ...guess they're all gay..my grandma could play better than him...lol....and just when we had settled down and were playin our natural game this huge dumass defendor goes and rams into our forward...poor guy...we had 2 admit him in a hospital..i dont think he'll ever run again....and then eventually one guy broke his leg and they all ran away"...and that is what those ninth graders we played against today will be telling there friends..
incidently the first huge guy in da pink shirt was adarsh...and da murderer was me...
:( and our feeble retreat:

Monday, December 21, 2009

high school never ends (my favorite five)

  • MOMENT-5
Half way through eleventh was when this happened.We had our phase test three(in fiitjee exams are called phase tests).We had few of the most troublesome topics imaginable....from ionic equilibrium to co-ordinate geometry(and you've no clue how relieved i am 2 pass that part in my life).As i was saying,we had it in the morning and the only person who didn't turn up was our invigilator ..so you cant really blame us...we were tempted by cruel faith against our will(its pathetic how sarcasm sounds when its written down)..anyways all 35 of us didn't know anything...but you know how the saying goes... "Alone we're shattered.Together we stand" .And that's exactly what we did...people ended up shouting and dictating answers out....(But i have to admit, we were very systematic,we made sure everyone scored a 200 atleast ) and the band width of the marks was less than 40..how cool was that...and true we were laughing then...but it didn't take long for the teachers to find out....and that lead to...

  • MOMENT -4
Understandably, we had managed to piss our teachers of with that feat.Boy, were they mad.We had to face a huge lecture.A few of us were singled out(had to be me..).i remember my sir asking me "Should a person be punished for doing something wrong?".i replied"Well that depends on whether that person is me or not"(definatly one of the most dumbest things I've said to anyone.).And trust me when i say that was just the tip of the ice berg.In the sense, we bought our vice-principal down to threatening that she'd take us to court(what could she have done anyways......"Your honor,this boy spoke in my class" ) .Apart from plans of filing a lawsuit we were also boycotted for a while.None of the teachers took class(yup...that was there idea of punishment).To top it all of some of us had to submit a letter stating that if we put a foot out of line they could expel us.....this fiasco is something people will remember for a loooong time to come..



  • MOMENT - 3
This one undisputedly belongs to Varshan and Danessa . Danessa having conducted one of the most hilarious feats in the history of hilarious feats.Vanessa had a dare to ask Darshan out and she picked one awesome lunch period to do it. she goes up to him and she's like "hey..".By that time darshan conveniently pinned himself to the wall.He began hyper ventilating .He went into statue mode.His eyes widened.I figured he was going to have a stroke. Hes still alive though.I'm not sure whether he heard what she said.i didn't.i was floored looking at darshan expression. Infinite bliss,confusion,panick,paralysis,love,infactuation all wrapped into one.And after those amazing five minutes which lasted an eternity by itself maths class begins. If you think that was funny you should've seen him in the class.All he could do was smile at the wall,the duster and the board...of course we took his life out with that incident for weeks together....im sure he will be thrilled to read this..
  • MOMENT - 2
This moment belongs to teacher's day.All of us had awesome fun on that day.We made arrangements about a week ago . We bought a huge cake.Liters of drink. Made merry all day.All our teachers ended up dancing and singing.One of the coolest days of eleventh.







Oh ya and how could i forget.."NTG on a roll"














  • MOMENT - 1
I'll remember this day for eternity and beyond.And even if i forget all i need to do is open my eyes to remember.It happened on the way back from school on the bus.There wasn't any place to sit so me and the culprit were standing.How would i have guessed buying coffee after a hard days work could cost you so dearly?.That fine day a hag, who had a weird nose(one nostril bigger than the other),who had twelve fingers , colored hair and no brains at all comes up to me and pours hot boiling coffee in my left eye.Bitch.Hope your reading this. The heat i had an eruption in my cornea and it tore(btw this isn't a paragraph from a short movie or anything.It really happened)
Pathetic isn't it. sob sob..:(...:P







Bulleted Listlollollol!!!

Friday, December 18, 2009

the day we'll never forget!

28 july 2009........
What seemed like a good ol' farewell meeting with friends turned out VERY different......
It started quietly, at the blue star bus stop, where three of us from anna nagar boarded the bus....the trip there was quite uneventful.....
The three of us (me, NK and maheshwari) got down near Spencer's and walked it up to down under......we'd set out at 1:30 and reached by 2:10....
Turned out we were a bit early, or rather, the others were a bit late.......
We started with a round of bowling, and it was DISASTROUS.... i bowled 7 straight gutterballs on that slippery alley :D.....the 8th shot also went into the gutter but miraculously bounced back and hit the last pin... off the mark at last.....and that was a good omen......that was followed by a strike...then another one (i dunno where that came from!!!!) and then a spare!!!!! woooohooo!!! i finally ended with 102 or 106 or sumthin, all in 5 chances...




we then played pool while sipping some crappy frozen pepsi (yuck)......and by that time every1 turned up...
the second game was a bit less eventful.....i got a 97 so did shouri ,gunaa 102 maheshwari 100 i guess......
Then we went to sathyam to watch nite at the museum 2....it started off a bit slow, but the ending was HILARIOUS!!! And the epilogue, showing Joey Motorola, well that was worth the wait!!!! the movie ended at around 6:30.

But it was when we left the cinema that the fun really started....it was raining cats and dogs....and the 6 of us got drenched trying to get to the main road to get an auto......a bit of rain running later we found ourselves at yuri's........after a bit of cs, we all said our goodbyes.....me NK and maheshwari left together....after 10 minutes of fruitless waiting for a bus, the three of us decided to walk ahead and see whether there was any 24A bus anywhere in sight...we reasoned that in the heavy traffic, the previous bus wouldn't have got far......and we were right....
Up ahead in the distance, we saw a shimmering light (sorry eagles...) yes, a 24A bus.......
It was far ahead, but we decided to run for it......Fortunately, the traffic was heavy......Unfortunately, the rain was heavier!!!!!
At precisely this moment, my mom called, saying that i could come however i pleased, as long as i didn't get wet in the rain!!!.....man, what timing!!!
In a while, we found ourselves running in the middle of the road in literally ankle deep water, cars and bikes around us furiously honking......we dodged to the left, we dodged to the right........what's more, wethought we saw pranit in one of the buses and we ran like crazy chickens yelling, 'pranith, we see you.....' we later found out that pranith had gone home by auto...... people around us would have had a blast, seeing three crazy punks on the road....
But all this while, we drew ever closer to the bus....... we finally caught up with the bus and pounded (rather pulverised) the door asking the driver to open it......but the driver turned out to be an absolute ASSHOLE........the pitiless SOB that he was, he refused to open the door,saying that he could only open it at a bus stop.....well, we thought, how far can he next bus stop be? 100 metres ahead?
so we decided to give chase....turned out that the deluxe bus didnt stop everywhere.....the next stop turned out to be more than a kilometre away!!!!! And on that stretch of road, the trafic was a bit light,so the bus was far ahead of us......By this time we found ourselves somewhere near Shopper's stop......


we went into the Creamy Inn nearby, but came out almost immediately....seemed no one had enough cash on him!!!
We then decided to take an auto home, as by this time we were drenched....we found one soon enough....Home sweet home,huh?????


Think again.................

barely 100 metres from where we started, the auto broke down!!!!!!

we were on some bridge over some stinky thingy they call the cooum river.......

Then NK got a brain wave....he thought he knew a shorcut to taylors road....and the way he sounded.....well, we just fell for it........we entered something like a shithole and our soles felt slimy....but no one had the guts to look down.....:P as we walked, it seemed increasingly clear that we were heading nowhere....maheshwari spotted a gate ahead and said that we were entering a colony....NK was like, u dickhead, we are in a colony and we are entering the main road.....needless to say, NK was wrong and maheshwari was right!!!!!

so we turned and walked back the entire half kilometre to the bridge, climbed up the stairs and then finally took the right flight of steps down.......
a bit more of walking, and we found ourselves somewhere near our beloved Alma Mater.....by this time, we were thirsty, and we decided to drop in at pranith's place which was close by (yeah by this time, we knew where we were...)
MAN, you should have seen the look on pranith's face when we popped up on his doorstep!!!!! he had reached ages ago, and his eyes totally popped out of their sockets.......finally, after a drink, we entered the main road....by this time we would have run at least 5 or 6 kilometres, if u include the losing our way part.........and the way the roads were clogged with traffic, we would have reached faster than if we had taken an auto.......

finally, we entered an auto on poonamallee high road at the bus stop where we used while returning from school.....somehow, it all came back to this.......we even considered going to school, but decided that the security guard would have had a heart attack....u see, he dreaded the sight of NK and me even in broad daylight and in clean clothes or even MVM uniforms.....

The auto trip was ok, we just waded in knee deep water at some places.........me and maheshwari got down at blue star, while NK carried on......


well, the three of us returned home to absolutely WILD parents, but it was worth it.....man, what fun we had!!!!!
















-as told by AHK
its been a while since all of this happened....but boy o boy.....was it super duper fun!!!!!!!!!!